This is going in the gift tin along with the bark. They are icebox short bread cookies with craisin and blusins (blueberry raisins I wanted to call them blasins, but that already had a whole different connotation) mixed in.
Martha wanted me to cut these 3/8 of an inch thick. Is she fucking kidding me? Not 1/2 inch, 3/8 of an inch? I busted out the ruler and did my best.