I'm not going to burden you with recipes. I'm just going to let you scroll through some amazing photos of the feast we put together. Do not be alarmed, the sheer mass of food was incredible and possibly a bit overwhelming, but somehow we managed.
Blueberry french toast
English muffin strata with sausage and cheese
Meats of all kinds!
Brown sugar cinnamon oatmeal with apples and raisins (massive and extremely unattractive batch in a Crock Pot)
Muffins, bagels, croissants, oh my!
Just in case you thought that was a meager amount of food I will mention that several things were not photographed: fruit salad, tomato and scallion frittata, potato and pepper frittata, pecan french toast, and assorted pastries.
Good god we are absolute monsters.